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DOLLY PARTON | The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) dir. Colin Higgins

what the FUCK did Jolene look like

chekhovspussy:

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Isnt it weird that hotel rooms provide toilet paper, tissues, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, soap, and ive even seen some provide make removal wipes, but I’ve never seen a single one provide pads or tampons?

Russian-speaking twitter had a huuuuge discussion about that last month I think, it was crazy how angry men were after just reading this question.

The arguments against varied from “hotels can’t afford it” to “you should plan your periods women, you have apps for that” to “but what if men eat tampons by mistake” (what???)

It really blew up and as far as I know quite a few workplaces began to put pads and tampons in office toilets. Hopefully hotels will too.

Yeah i just thought about it when i saw make up wipes in the hotel i stayed in the other day. Like make up wipes are very much something men could accidentally eat yet they are okay to provide but not pads??

Men will see a hypothetical hotel tampon and eat it

men will see a tampon and say is anyone gonna eat that and not wait for an answer

animentality:

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damazcuz:

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

scallioncreamcheesebagel:

gayboyemployee:

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this stupid little beaver bitch

turn around and drive 581 miles in the opposite direction to see bucee. fuck you

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doctor-donnaa:

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DAVID TENNANT sprinkled with stars attending The Olivier Awards 2024 (April 14, 2024)

cathkaesque:

thegraftedbranch:

andthentheywilleatthestars:

andthentheywilleatthestars:

2014 Tumblr wasn’t about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online

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And it slapped

  • me on a date: tell me your thoughts on 2014 tumblr them: oh that place? lol that was so cringe I- me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go
  • secret government agent: *punches me in the face* SAY IT! me: no government agent: say 2014 tumblr was cringe and the new culture is better! me: *spits blood at the agent’s feet* fuck you
  • “[whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about]” I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
  • because 2014 tumblr had the best snemes (snake snail memes)
  • none of you denying it now would survive the Skeleton War
  • Beautiful Internet Era Too Good For This World, Too Pure
  • girls don’t want boys, girls want a return to actually wholesome memes
  • when I die I want 2020s tumblr to lower me into my grave so you can let me down one last time
  • I will climb 90-post-per-day blog archives to find 2014 tumblr content. I crave that mineral
  • this post is the real last meme of 2014
  • “average site spawns 3 iconic memes a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average site spawns 0 iconic memes per year. 2014 tumblr, which lived outside Plato’s cave & spawned over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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silas-lehnsherr:

thethermocline:

The more despair I endure in life, the more I love Frodo. I’m just. I’m so glad that Tolkien wrote him like that. He was a hero and it broke him. He was given too much to carry. The circumstances were dire, everyone was doing the best they could, and Frodo tried so hard, for such a good cause, and he…broke. And the narrative has pity for him, the characters show him kindness. Even after victory, his hurts did not heal, and it isn’t considered his fault. He must go to the undying lands, to seek out peace there. In universe, he is forgiven for being human - don’t be pedantic - and his great torment is recognized. He fell. He could not have done it alone. He is still a hero.

And, I think that’s important.

“We set out to save the Shire, and we did… but not for me.”

jacobtheloofah:

exai:

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

i want people to do less for more money and im NOT kidding

godshideouscreation:

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cranraspberry:

cranraspberry:

Rats hug

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Rats hug

Rats hug

sayruq:

Famished Gazans have been eating animal feed to survive. So Israel decided to BAN animal feed as well!  The depravity is unfathomable... pic.twitter.com/SzLvEGgu39  — Muhammad Shehada (@muhammadshehad2) April 13, 2024ALT
The rest of the items banned or restricted from entering Gaza by Israel is even more insane. It includes chocolate pastries, children's toys, stone fruits (e.g. dates, mangos, peaches, cherries, apricots...) & water purification tools.  Engineered famine!https://t.co/kbSEB420vz pic.twitter.com/ixnHgAaoLQ  — Muhammad Shehada (@muhammadshehad2) April 13, 2024ALT
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[SOURCE]

Maternity kits, medical threads and scissors, water testing kits, anesthetics, mobile desalination units, etc do you see the pattern? Israel is not only starving the people of Gaza but it also wants to ensure the spread of disease through contaminated water and surgical tools, as well as ensuring injured Palestinians suffer through horrendous pain.

It’s beyond sickening.

rancidthing:

rancidthing:

its all about the jaws and the paws

i said the jaws!

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and the paws!

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and just a little bit of style

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